Normal student vs GRE student

GRE STUDENT: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
NORMAL PERSON: Twinkle, twinkle, little star

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GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
NORMAL PERSON: All that glitters is not gold.

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GRE STUDENT: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
NORMAL PERSON: Beggars are not choosers

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GRE STUDENT: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
NORMAL PERSON: Dead men tell no tales

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GRE STUDENT: Neophyte's serendipity.
NORMAL PERSON: Beginner's luck

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GRE STUDENT: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
NORMAL PERSON: A rolling stone gathers no moss

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GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
NORMAL PERSON: Birds of a feather flock together

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GRE STUDENT: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
NORMAL PERSON: Beauty is only skin deep

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GRE STUDENT: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
NORMAL PERSON: Cleanliness is godliness

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GRE STUDENT: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
NORMAL PERSON: There's no use crying over spilt milk

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GRE STUDENT: It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
NORMAL PERSON: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks

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GRE STUDENT: Surveillance should precede saltation .
NORMAL PERSON: Look before you leap

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GRE STUDENT: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
NORMAL PERSON: He, who laughs last, laughs best

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GRE STUDENT: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
NORMAL PERSON: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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GRE STUDENT: Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
NORMAL PERSON: Where there's smoke, there's fire!

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