******** The Three bears *******
The three bears came back home from a stroll in the forrest only to find their front door open. Cautiously they entered their house.
Pappa bear immediately said "Grrrr! Someone's been eating my porridge!"
Momma bear gruffed "Someone's been eating MY porridge!"
Suddenly Baby bear shouted, "Screw the porridge! Someone's stolen my iPod!
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
-Tim Allen
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
-Henry Youngman
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